LOL Star Rating – How We Review!

Laugh out loud in our Taiwan food reviews!

Using this fun Star Rating system we created, come along – eat drink in Taiwan!

Bon appetit!

The next time you’re in Taiwan, eat drink your way and compare your verdicts!

Taste:

Star[rating: 1/5] I’ll pass!
Star[rating: 2/5] If you’re really hungry, otherwise..
Star[rating: 3/5] Yummy! Happy is my tummy!
Star[rating: 4/5] I will eat this again!
Star[rating: 5/5] Die die must try!!

Presentation:

Star[rating: 1/5] Is that edible?
Star[rating: 2/5] Can tell it is food, but..
Star[rating: 3/5] Spoons up.. I mean, thumbs up!
Star[rating: 4/5] Whets my appetite – by looks alone!
Star[rating: 5/5] Tastes Taiwan for your heart!

Value for money:

Star[rating: 1/5] Better save your TWD..
Star[rating: 2/5] If you’ve no other way to spend..
Star[rating: 3/5] Worth your TWD!
Star[rating: 4/5] Your TWDs stop here!
Star[rating: 5/5] You have TWDs for more servings?!

TWD is New Taiwan Dollar. Or NT. Taiwan’s currency.

Ambience:

Star[rating: 1/5] I miss my hotel (or home)!!
Star[rating: 2/5] Can I pack to eat this elsewhere?
Star[rating: 3/5] 3 stars atmosphere and taste!
Star[rating: 4/5] I’m transported! Where am I!?
Star[rating: 5/5] Immersive! Welcome to Taiwan!

Service & Friendliness:

Star[rating: 1/5] No expectation, no pain?
Star[rating: 2/5] My pet (or maid) can do way better..
Star[rating: 3/5] Good for first impressions!
Star[rating: 4/5] I will top up my tips!
Star[rating: 5/5] Sheer Taiwanese service excellence!

Verdict:

Star[rating: 1/5] No thanks, I’m traveling – on a diet!
Star[rating: 2/5] I’m feeling full – next time maybe..
Star[rating: 3/5] I will eat this – and tell others to!
Star[rating: 4/5] Try this when you’re here – I’ll pay!
Star[rating: 5/5] Must eat this before leaving Taiwan!