LOL Star Rating – How We Review!

Laugh out loud in our Taiwan food reviews!

Using this fun Star Rating system we created, come along – eat drink in Taiwan!

How many stars will you rate your Taiwan eats? See our LOL Star Rating for laughs!
Pic: Sea shell snacks at Danshui waterfront, Taipei.

Bon appetit!

The next time you’re in Taiwan, eat drink your way and compare your verdicts!

Taste:

Star Rating: I’ll pass!
Star Rating: If you’re really hungry, otherwise..
Star Rating: Yummy! Happy is my tummy!
Star Rating: I will eat this again!
Star Rating: Die die must try!!

Presentation:

Star Rating: Is that edible?
Star Rating: Can tell it is food, but..
Star Rating: Spoons up.. I mean, thumbs up!
Star Rating: Whets my appetite – by looks alone!
Star Rating: Tastes Taiwan for your heart!

Value for money:

Star Rating: Better save your TWD..
Star Rating: If you’ve no other way to spend..
Star Rating: Worth your TWD!
Star Rating: Your TWDs stop here!
Star Rating: You have TWDs for more servings?!

TWD is New Taiwan Dollar. Or NT. Taiwan’s currency.

Ambience:

Star Rating: I miss my hotel (or home)!!
Star Rating: Can I pack to eat this elsewhere?
Star Rating: 3 stars atmosphere and taste!
Star Rating: I’m transported! Where am I!?
Star Rating: Immersive! Welcome to Taiwan!

Service & Friendliness:

Star Rating: No expectation, no pain?
Star Rating: My pet (or maid) can do way better..
Star Rating: Good for first impressions!
Star Rating: I will top up my tips!
Star Rating: Sheer Taiwanese service excellence!

Verdict:

Star Rating: No thanks, I’m traveling – on a diet!
Star Rating: I’m feeling full – next time maybe..
Star Rating: I will eat this – and tell others to!
Star Rating: Try this when you’re here – I’ll pay!
Star Rating: Must eat this before leaving Taiwan!